Twas the Night Before Xmas in the Garden

Twas the Night Before Christmas, ol’ Santa’s working hard and

Bringing wonderful gifts for your farm and garden

The stockings are stuffed with nozzles and seeds

And all kinds of special gadgets for dealing with weeds

The growers were nestled all snug in their beds

As visions of a great harvest danced in their heads

And Ma in her gloves and I in my jeans

Had just tilled the fields to get ready for Spring

When out in the garden there arose such a clatter

I sprang from my paper to see what was the matter

Away to the shed I flew like a flash

To see two men who landed in a crash.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a miniature device, so shiny and clear

Held by an Italian researcher in a white lab coat

Named Fulvio Balmelli, whom you should note.

With his partner Frank in the United States

He delivered Kyminasi in boxes and crates

What were these devices, all shiny and gleaming

That had these men all smiling and beaming?

They said not a word as they got to their work

Installing these pipes with a nod and a jerk

Soon all of these devices were properly installed

As I stood speechless and slightly appalled

“What are these things on my irrigation?”

I demanded at once, in no small irritation.

“Relax good farmer,” Frank said in a hello;

“Your prayers are answered,” said the other nice fellow.

With these you’ll cut your fertilizer by thirty

And still get more yield without playing dirty

GMOs and pesticides are a thing of the past

With Kyminasi Plant, your crops will last

Your corn will grow taller with less of the pests

That eat up your profits, so you’ll feel blessed.

The product will last longer from farm to table

So your crops will fetch more then you were previously able

You’ll use less chemicals; perhaps saving tons

Of pollution and damage from your daughters and sons

The food you produce will make us all healthy,

While your count more profits and finally get wealthy.”

“This is too good to be true,” I yelled through my confusion.

This must be a ghost or at least an illusion.

“This is no illusion and we are not ghosts”

Said the two men to me, their unwitting host.

They smiled at me, as their plan they unfurled

For a better tomorrow and a better world.

Farmers will give less pollution and more crops,

While we heal people of their medical stops.

With Kyminasi technology it’s within our grasp

To heal the world, is our solemn task.

They smile again as they sped out of sight,

Kyminasi for all and to all a good night!

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